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50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a “Kiwis Are Not Stupid” Convention. Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand, says, “We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I...
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Soldatii sunt scosi la program administrativ in gradina unitatii. Caporalul, cu un aer satisfacut, zice: – Asa, toata lumea ia cate o lopata si treceti la sapat! – Inainte de asta… E vreunul printre...
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Problema: intr-o sala de clasa cu 23 de elevi, care este probabilitatea ca doi dintre ei sa aiba aceeasi zi de nastere? Raspuns: aproximativ 50% Explicatie:...
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Ce poti face de ziua lui π (14 Martie): 1. Prajituri (PIes): The Next Web: How to celebrate Pi Day: The geekiest time of the year 2. Cercuri in lanuri de grau: Daily Mail: Easy as pi: Astrophysicist...
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A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a little later, three people walk out. The physicist says,...
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